Bass Drum of Death did not consult marketing professionals when picking a band name.
Bass Drum of Death sounds like a band that would pick a name like Bass Drum of Death.
Bass Drum of Death is not meant to be listened to while doing yoga.
Bass Drum of Death will never be featured during a Grey’s Anatomy montage.
Bass Drum of Death does not feature woodwind instruments during its live show.
Bass Drum of Death does not make music that would make you want to cry.
Bass Drum of Death did not use Auto-Tune to make its eponymous debut album.
Bass Drum of Death does not shop at Urban Outfitters.
Bass Drum of Death has a song named “Heart Attack Kid.” It is our Jam of the Day.
Bass Drum of Death is fucking awesome. Seriously. Just listen.